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Acon Demotivational Poster

BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one

TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides

BACON - God's way of telling us everything is going to be all right

TAGS: god bacon
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Venator

RedVideo - March 31, 2013, 11:47 pm
...unless you're a pig.
maoworkstwo - September 27, 2012, 10:30 am
Bacon Makes The World Go Round Um Good.
dslohand - September 23, 2012, 7:22 pm
BACON: surely God is a male , he made us BACON.


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.

BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.

TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

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BACON TURTLES - Way cooler than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

TAGS: bacon turtles nom nom nom
Rating: 4.18/5

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Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:54 pm
Man I'm hungry now
familyghost - April 29, 2010, 7:10 pm
Recipe. Now.

BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”

TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by marms

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.

BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING - Turkey Bacon is good for the body. Bacon Turducken is good for the soul.

TAGS: bacon turkey
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

DirntFiend - November 21, 2011, 12:46 am
I wants some too!!!
DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:34 pm
Dang, never thought I'd find a recipe on Motifake, let alone a recipe I actually think I'll try..... oh man, my cardiologist is going to yell at me.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:10 am
Boil it down to a BLTurducken and you have a deal
maoworks2 - November 18, 2011, 6:11 pm
That Looks Soooo Good

POINT OF VIEW - Guns or Butter

TAGS: margarine oleo lard bacon grease
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Renza - February 12, 2013, 12:24 pm
irl trolling, that guy is doing it right.

JUST PLANT IT - More will grow. ;)

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich

TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

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the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am
and a little drink to wash it down

BACON?! - You got bacon?..Did you say bacon?..I love bacon..Please tell me you said bacon.. Where's the bacon?..I love bacon..I love saying bacon..baconbaconbaconbacon baconbaconbacon...(pant pant)..bacon?

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Doug

MO - November 19, 2009, 3:01 pm
Doug FTW!!!! I love talking dags!! 5 beggin' strips!
rockntractor - November 18, 2009, 8:43 pm
Great! I love it.

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Bacon and Sausage Tank Arteries are doomed.

TAGS: bacon tank
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by netheroth

maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 1:42 pm
14 to go please.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:02 am
5L. We might win the battle...

BACON BEER MUG - Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.

BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...

HOW TO MAKE A B.L.T. - the Motifake way

TAGS: bacon blt how to
Rating: 4.36/5

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Widow9669 - July 23, 2010, 12:19 am
what about a quadruple bypass? Or the Almighty Quintuple? I expect no less than 5 pounds of bacon for the Almighty One to show itself.
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:14 am
Not enough bacon. That thing would only give u a single bypass maybe double..... Gotta aim for the stars and the triple bypass man

BOUQUET - WOW! She Really Loves Me

CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.


TAGS: bacon grenade i d fall on one for you
Rating: 4.13/5

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sickartist - December 17, 2009, 2:43 pm
I found these with a case of waffle mines by the bus depot.
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 17, 2009, 10:35 am
Ok, i'm only going to ask this once. Did you or did you not brake into my arsenal and steal the crate of bacon grenades that I kept in the corner behind the aids launchers?

BACON - Makes it all better

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:34 am
I'm curious what the free toy inside is.
huuddathoughtit - June 28, 2011, 9:19 am
Those are awesome!!!

DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell.

TAGS: baconless hell meadow dystopia
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 8:04 pm
Bummer. no bacon...5L
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 12:16 pm
Motifaker Hell!!!
omnia - November 17, 2009, 4:56 pm
i agree it's hell: it's missing the 4 B's: beer,bacon,babes and battles(medieval)
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
soul-rapingly so.
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:27 pm
Beautifully chilly. 5. The Horror. The Horror ....
The Immortal - November 16, 2009, 6:34 pm
Ok. That got me to laugh. And thats not a easy feat to accomplish. 5L
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:47 am
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 6:10 am
And I thought my "Limbo" poster was dark. THIS is dark. 5.


TAGS: rainbow bacon science
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.

BACON DEODORANT - When you truly want to smell delicious Warning Avoid hungry Pitbulls


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.65/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


TAGS: beer bacon
Rating: 4.4/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:40 am
Who said he stopped? He never said they were *his* hands... Plus, he's a dog. He doesn't have hands.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:48 am
relax now, you can resume master baiting :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:32 am
I await, hands clasped, on the table.........
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:30 am
gary I will send you some pics in PM and you see if you can wrap your mind around a good poster OK ? :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:27 am
Well now, that is a new low for me… Thought beer in a bacon stein would take… Bite/sip at the same time.. Wonna those ‘seemed good at the time’ things. I think I need to do better self moderating
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:02 am
gary this picture is really disgusting, and look, it takes a lot to gr*ss me out :)
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:03 am
Cheese & Ale soup? Yum.


TAGS: omg bacon cupcakes
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by WTFguy

Cloudchaser - March 20, 2011, 11:12 am
Not just a bacon cupcake, a bacon *and* chocolate cupcake!

BACON COLOGNE - The scent of gods and motifakers.

B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet

TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
12 Eggs On The Side Please.

BACON ICE CREAM BALLS - Restores my faith in a higher power... So beautiful.....-sniff-

BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - The height of American culinary artistry


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4/5

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Spades - June 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Too true. I've never been able to get back what i once had once i learned how to use the stove for greasy goodness. 5 sizzling pieces


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!

PIGS ARE AMAZING - Feed Them Apples And They Produce Bacon

TAGS: pig apple bacon tasty
Rating: 4.11/5

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Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:09 pm
I tried feeding one apples and cigarettes... I didn't get the apple smoked bacon I wanted. Did sell it to someone quitting smoking, he ate that pig up.


TAGS: junechallenge bacon
Rating: 4.52/5

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Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 4:04 pm
Love it!

MY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Culinary keyboard... It has one feature yours doesn't Jealous?

HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.

BACON VODKA - You gotta admit: it will go great with your morning screwdriver.

TAGS: bacon vodka tastes d*** good
Rating: 4.33/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 11:55 am
Bacon sandwiches have been found to actually CURE hangovers. So, bacon vodka = no hangover? 5L.
pzykosiz - June 3, 2010, 10:50 pm
i hear that. 5L's

BACON - A Synonym for happiness.


TAGS: bacon thief
Rating: 4.13/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - July 19, 2014, 4:37 pm
Just cause daddy loves you...don't mean you can touch my BACON!
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:29 am

cannot believe I missed this gem
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Brilliant. I love it. 5L
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 10:25 pm
Um, so Scorp...do you wanna borrow my avatar? Cuz your name kinda in a way goes better with it than mine does. Nahmean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2009, 10:08 pm
At first I was like, Meh...Then I was all wooooo!!!! 5
Arnaldo - November 15, 2009, 4:34 pm
Nobody touches my bacon
Joshy8632 - November 15, 2009, 2:00 pm
f***ing Hilarious


GAME OVER - The whole world will convert to Atheism within a month

TAGS: atheism god bacon
Rating: 4.18/5

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FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:43 pm
It's a trap oh god run for your lives! its just a portal to hell... With NO BACON
culos - June 30, 2010, 3:38 am
Something doesn't add up.... Those who reject Christ as our savior are for a good percentage Jewish. Last time I checked they can't have bacon. Guess this is just another Catholic mind-play!
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:09 pm
could be a trap. i never got bacon 'till now!
Ed-Hyde - June 29, 2010, 2:51 pm
That's just not fair at all!
Bakstabr - June 29, 2010, 12:22 pm
That right there......that's just pure evil. And yet.......I do love me some bacon.
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 10:31 am
Could I possibly get Canadian Bacon?

LOSE A TOOTH? - Put It Under Your Pillow You May Get A Visit From The Bacon Fairy

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.56/5

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HtD - December 24, 2009, 6:06 pm
f*** quarters. This will be the new tradition in my house.

BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups

TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

I could use some mayo on my sammich

DONUT BACON CHEESEBURGER - Breakfast of champs. I can't think of a better way to start the day.

TAGS: donut bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 3.13/5

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ThatGuy - June 22, 2010, 2:36 am
actually, I think theres a fried egg on it already...
boeweizer - June 22, 2010, 2:08 am
add some fried eggs and some cream cheese and we got ourselves a deal
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Cheese? #18182 - the Lutherburger.


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the h** oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


BACON AK47 - We must keep this from Al-Qaeda. For if they were to learn its secrets, it would surely spell our doom.

TAGS: bacon gun
Rating: 3.29/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:03 pm
Sometimes we learn our vernacular from people who don't know any better..apology accepted. (by me, at least)
lgvernon - January 24, 2014, 5:54 pm

Thank you, OTP. We have members from all over the planet (and some who are off the rock, I suspect ), so it's important to understand that we all need to take a breath and lift our fingers off the keyboard.
observingthisplanet - January 24, 2014, 5:49 pm
I am sorry for any offense I caused by my post. I did not mean it to be offensive. In the future, I try to be careful with anything I say. Again, sorry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 12:45 pm
Not cool.
observingthisplanet - January 24, 2014, 11:45 am
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.

FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.

TAGS: bacon diet coke celery deep fired drink
Rating: 3.08/5

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pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
i should have just put this in the bacon thread
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
LMAO! I love that Pzy handles this!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:35 pm

we all start in the basement.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
yeah, one of my early ones. anyone feel free to 1L or recaption it
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:43 pm
Back again, Zammuelist? Who lifted your ban?
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:32 pm
gapes in awe

WAFFLE HOUSE - With bacon and sausage. Pass the syrup please.

TAGS: waffle house with bacon
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - March 14, 2011, 2:05 pm
(facepalm) D'oH!
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:05 pm
You use bacon as the logs, sausage as support beams, waffle as curtains, and the syrup as a tsunami. Duh!
champ99 - March 11, 2011, 3:54 pm
You know, that is exactly what the sausage told me also. I apologize.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 3:43 pm
This is an insult to bacon everywhere and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Bacon fight! -

TAGS: robbidos bacon meat is murder
Rating: 4.92/5

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trbecome - July 26, 2013, 11:43 pm
Gruesome. I wonder who won that one.

BACON WEAVE - The future of clothing Just got crispy

TAGS: bacon weave is crisp
Rating: 4.27/5

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motinet - November 27, 2014, 8:19 am

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TwistedNinjaPirate - October 27, 2011, 6:31 pm
Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips

Stupid Ideas -

BACON - Worth going to hell for

TAGS: bacon hell
Rating: 3.69/5

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Gregd888 - December 22, 2009, 2:22 pm
Intolerance of non-christians: worth going to hell for...?


THE SUPER BOWL - I don't care who is playing. Everyone is a winner when it comes to bacon.

TAGS: super bowl bacon tropy champion
Rating: 4.56/5

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ICEMAN - February 3, 2012, 10:24 am
Except the pig. Oh well.
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 8:22 am
I Love It 12 Eggs On The Side.

TURKEY - This Years Was the Best

TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm


TAGS: seal brakes bacon
Rating: 4.8/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:54 am
I've GOT to use this one!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:04 pm
Wonderful! 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:26 pm

love it! great pic, great caption....5 smug L's
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:15 pm
I member smug day as well 83608. Wasnt my best effort but hey it makes nice padding.
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:13 pm
oh, and 5L
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:12 pm
I remember "SMUG" day..83622

HONORING - His last wish

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4.19/5

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CHOCOLATE BACON - Holy Shit! It's bacon covered with chocolate!

TAGS: acon
Rating: 2.21/5

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GaryO - August 22, 2013, 9:46 am
Man, Garroth, you’ve managed to resurrect some posters from 2008…that’s some epic diggin’….how’dja do that? (I’m a dawg, so natcherly I’d like to know)
Garroth - August 22, 2013, 3:50 am
All that's left now is bacon covered chocolate and my life will be complete.
Krissie - August 22, 2009, 10:23 pm
Had myself a chocolate covered cricket once actually. did it on a dare. and I was NOT gonna be known as a p****y. NEVER again.
Elwood - November 23, 2008, 9:10 am
I once tried chocolate-covered potato chips. I was surprised. I passed on the chocolate-covered grasshoppers.
whatukno - July 30, 2008, 9:30 am
That must be Homer Simpsons favorite treat!


TAGS: bacon rose forgiven
Rating: 4.55/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.


TAGS: bacon mmmmm
Rating: 4.44/5

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440wakeup - August 15, 2011, 10:03 pm
I think it was bits and chips of noon fat bacon pressed into strips. I just heard in a old school rap song, went to the store to get some and they laffed and mocked me.
rerun - August 15, 2011, 9:20 pm

d***, I remember that stuff. Was it even real bacon?
440wakeup - August 15, 2011, 8:10 pm
They got rid of SIZZALEAN too
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:50 am

is this a real product? 5L on the poster and 5thousand for the product. googling for nearest retailer.


TAGS: personal ad day clowns bacon
Rating: 4.06/5

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thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:25 pm
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 8:46 pm
Classic! 5 balloons.

AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY - The Lord created deep fried bacon And he saw that it was amsome. The Gospel of Pork, 1:12

WORLD PEACE - All at the push of a button

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 2.5/5

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Elwood - November 25, 2008, 3:57 pm
I would not want this b***on, because I know exactly what would happen. Every time I pressed it, some actor named "Kevin" would suddenly appear in front of my refrigerator.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 7:53 am
I want this b***on in my kitchen. I want this to be real so bad.

DELICIOUS FLOW CHART - BACON! Om nom nom nom nom!

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 2.85/5

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curintedery - April 16, 2009, 10:21 am
Now i desperately feel like bacon... GRR!!

REVOLUTIONARY - deep fried bacon...there is a god!

TAGS: deep fried bacon
Rating: 2.56/5

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JesusWept - December 30, 2012, 9:57 am
...and that god's name is Cholesterol. You get 4 heart attacks from me :)

BACON - It's what dreams are made of... And apparently Heaven.

BACON APPROVED - I am Bacon and I approve this message.

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.6/5

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Bacon God -

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4.19/5

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Cannabal - June 14, 2013, 1:44 am
The Swineborn has arisen!

BRINGING HOME THE BACON - Fresh never frozen. She makes the best sammiches ever!

TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.6/5

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SUPER PIGS - Saving your bacon.

TAGS: pig bacon super
Rating: 3.57/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:36 pm
b*********. The first white meat.

NUTRITION - Let me introduce to you the Motifake Food Pyramid! Be sure to get your 30 servings today.

TAGS: all bacon all the time
Rating: 3.56/5

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MG - August 31, 2009, 3:13 am
i think i had a heart attack just by looking at this

~ BACON PIE ~ - "You Are Doing It Wrong"!

THIS IS BACON - He doesn't wear sunscreen Because he's BACON

BACONUTS - An easy way to get your 3 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt and Lard!!

PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, & BACON ON WHEAT - Threw the wheat in for health reasons

TAGS: peanut b***er jelly bacon
Rating: 2.25/5

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Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:43 pm
Deep fry that puppy, and it's just like Elvis' favorite sandwich.


BACON & EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

TAGS: bacon eggs
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 10:28 am
Nice, 5L

BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon

TAGS: november challenge we promise bacon in every pot
Rating: 3.66/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 10:39 am
I would vote for that platform. But ya still lost a lion for pixelation. :(
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 1:55 am
I find your philosophy interesting, and I would like to read your pamphlet. Mmmmm, philosophy!

ATHEISM - Amsome

BACON BANDAIDS - Getting hurt never tasted so good

TAGS: bacon hurt
Rating: 2.36/5

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Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 12:10 am
Still with the bacon
pieman - March 25, 2010, 2:15 pm
You wound would never heal, plus you would have bite marks where the band-aid used to be.

Hmmmmm -

TAGS: more bacon equals happy content
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 30, 2014, 8:59 pm

(chuckles quietly)
EmilioDumphque - September 30, 2014, 1:22 am
That's even logical: You can't have commercial meat from pigs without strong government regulation everyone obeys out of self interest. Trichinosis is unforgiving.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:20 pm
True that



TAGS: i can t believe it s bacon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 12:29 am
I've tried it. It's OK, but not outstanding. Anyone can make it in their own kitchen. All there is to it is maple syrup, bacon and vanilla ice cream

HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!

TAGS: animals pigs food bacon taste
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 10, 2013, 10:10 pm
Thanks for the 5 kric...
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:09 pm
Me love happy bacon. 5o tender and moist...?

EULOGIES - Here Lies Porky Pig Yum, Bacon.... .........Too Soon?

TAGS: porky bacon pig
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - June 24, 2010, 9:21 pm

Kosher bacon at that.
Cubbybear - June 24, 2010, 8:48 pm
Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 8:32 pm
Great one 5ls

THE 10 BACON RECIPES - The *real* start of a new religion

TAGS: rnr bacon religion heston moses
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:22 pm
If it were in Hebrew then sales would be down, just sayin'.
RnRollie - July 13, 2010, 3:15 pm
@face: thanks @Eye: becuz it's hollywood :)
BrokenEye - July 13, 2010, 2:49 pm
Why are the Two Tablets not written in Hebrew?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Potentially full of amsomeness. I would have worked on the verbiage just a lil bit more before submitting this one. the title and concept are genius. 4L

LIES! - Those burgers have bacon. Your argument is invalid.


BACON FLAVORED DONUT - All we need to do now is to put it on a stick.

TAGS: bacon donut
Rating: 3.5/5

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R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 11:57 am
That's a maple bar, not a donut. Donuts have holes. And it's not "Bacon Flavored", if there is actual bacon on it. This is a Maple Bar with Bacon. Still great idea.
Cloudchaser - March 27, 2010, 11:55 pm
And roll it in batter. And then fry it in pure lard.
Stenboy - March 27, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yes, it is maple frosting!
Iconoclast - March 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
I hope that is Maple frosting on the donut, that would be a GREAT combination.

NOW THERE IS A WEAPON! - I love the smell of bacon in the morning... Smells like... BACON!

TAGS: bacon grenade sorry rerun but sooooo nice
Rating: 3.45/5

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forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
72 piglets (or calves) are safed for you... ;)
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

Ummm, the Oy vey in the PM is an odd merging of the mind. I did it before I read this
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 7:53 pm
Oy vey... rerun... always the martyr.
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:47 pm

It is an explosion of goodness in my tummy. I will sacrifice myself and take this one for the team. Remember, I do this with love in my heart....and cholesterol in my veins
Derek - June 22, 2010, 7:34 pm
Would it cause Muslims and Jews to run from a grenade faster?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:20 pm
it just blasts your belt...

ANACONDAS - Come on in!! Theres always room!

TAGS: snake eat come on in anaconda lol scary funny fence
Rating: 2.62/5

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Snakechic - September 7, 2011, 11:55 pm
Except the fact that snake is an African Rock Python.


TAGS: soviet space bacon
Rating: 4.96/5

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Derek - August 19, 2010, 10:18 pm
IIRC these two are Yanks, and this is on board Skylab (huge amount of room)
Airman - August 19, 2010, 1:51 pm
lol.. is that Meadowlark Dstyenivich?


DEATH - Not so bad when you'll be bacon

TAGS: bacon pig death
Rating: 4.58/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:27 am
caveman - August 30, 2011, 6:25 am
love it

PLOP PLOP - Fizz,Fizz ahhhhhh,Bacon



TAGS: breakfast bacon america
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - November 9, 2012, 8:52 pm
Thank you.
Iconoclast - November 9, 2012, 4:38 pm
Very good. Worthy of 5 coronary artery blockages.